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Sometimes it's not a good idea to go to Whole Foods after three cocktails. Because you'll probably spend more money than you intended and you'll definitely leave with a bottle of Lillet you didn't really need but had been wanting to get for your apartment for a while. And you might just run into a co-worker in the wine aisle and have way too much to say when they ask your opinion on the best cheap wine to buy while noticing all you have in your basket is a giant bottle of Lillet. Just sayin'.