Now I understand my melancholy mood yesterday. link.
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. -A Man without a Country
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. -Sirens of Titan
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. -Hocus Pocus