one hunderd and one posts!

I wanted to do something special for my 100th(!) post. But it ended up being the little RIP I did below for Anna Nicole Smith, I don’t care what you thought of her, that’s some sad shit.

Anyway, I had this plan to make a list of the best searches that led people to my blog, but as I was looking them up I realized site meter only gives me the most recent 5 pages of hits. Damn, from here on out I vow to write the good ones down. Below are ones that were in those last five pages and a few I just couldn’t forget. Enjoy.

Best searches that led people to my blog:

bought me a dildo
what happened to sam
cupcakes just out of the oven
bought a stolen tv
the maggots in the eye of love won't collate
bought stolen phone
should I date an ex-con
night madness

The best (and only) angry comments (complete with typos) left on a post I wrote, my response & then JJ’s:

Anonymous said...
doesnt sound good, if he doesnt date girls who drink and he is long time sober himself, what could he possibly want from/with you as yoy stand there in front of him wasted? and then call him wasted? are you cute/smart/interesting enough for him to be really into you beyond his convictions? cmon..
11:01 PM
Anonymous said...
c'mon what do you have to offer this dude??
2:22 AM
t. said...
First off, I took the quotes out. JJ you know that wasn't directed towards you. And second, well yeah, I do kind of think I am cute/smart/interesting enough. I mean I'm not drunk all the time and it's entirely possible for a person who doesn't drink to date one who does. But I hear you anonymous.
2:23 AM
jj said...
eewww dude... well at least it's not awkward for you to go to your neighborhood bar...
hey anonymous-- chillax! some of us don't demand our romantic partners to hold ALL the same convictions that we ourselves do. for example, i'm a strict vegan (have been for many years) while my fiance is whatever the the total opposite of that is... seriously-- bacon wrapped hot dogs all day long. but we make it work...
i guess the sober thing is diffferent though... but why do you assume she's looking for a life partner anyway? something tells me settling down with a sober guy is just as much against her convictions as settling down with a drinker is for him... but a roll in the hay? now that's a different story. ;)

And here’s the sweetest comment ever left on a post I wrote, which just happened to be yesterday:

Melissa said...
I've just been reading your blog for a week or two, referred here by one of the many craft blogs I follow. This post really moved me, and I wanted to thank you for sharing yourself. Your post makes me believe you are like that--calm and kind and willing to talk to a clumsy girl on the street so she doesn't feel like a complete ass. You made MY day!
7:40 PM

And that’s the end of my self-congratulatory post. I’m glad I made it to 101 posts. Can’t wait to hit 500.